English Poems

 

PUZZLED
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

A riddle! A riddle!
An easy short riddle
Sure bet you can guess
 What really this is.

The first letter is in jar
Which is not found in tar.
The second letter is in see,
And it is also found in bee.

Third letter is in your way
Seen also in the middle of bay
The fourth letter is not just one but two see
But it comes three for nanny.

Last letter is the start of existence
The end of trouble and disobedience
Can you guess the correct answer
Read it again if you're not sure.

 

LITTLE SARAFINA
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

When she is good, she is good
But when she is bad
She is completely horrid
And she really makes me mad.

She hates water, but she can swim
She loves everything fishy
She likes my ball of strings
And my stuff toys and teddy.

Today she's still small and adorable
And she had her children
But we are still fond of each other,
'Coz she's the most precious thing God had given.

 

IMAGINARY FRIENDS
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

When I'm all alone and sad
When I'm feeling down or bad
Finding friend is not hard
If they're always here to guard.

In my room talking alone
Whispering in a dead phone
I'm having fun on my own
If loneliness is at home.

Together we make a perfect blend
We're more than just passing trend
Hope no one shall offend
On my imaginary friend.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT:
I thank God for He had given me my dead phone.

 

MIND TWISTER
Jeanne Christine M. Flores 

I have something for you
It is not that difficult
It's fun and easy too
Let's start from the start.

The first letter is at the end of the day
Next is the first letter of the vowel
That can't be found in your regular bowel
Which is not the letter "A".

While the third letter is the beginning of end
And the finish of the line
Next is the start of the road which straightly bends
And is repeated two times.

The fifth letter is the fifth letter
Which is also the last letter of the riddle
And the next letter is double
But in lollipop it is triple.

Have you guessed my riddle
Or are you still puzzled?
Read and try it again
To have the right answer.

DEDICATED TO YVEZELLE JOY DALA MALE

 

DOE-RAY-ME
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

I want to bake
But I didn't know how
I used the tea
Instead milk of the cow

I ran to the bakeshop
But it's kinda far
So I ran to the garage
And get my car

When I got home
I sew my dress
It has large hole in it
I'm in a big mess

I went to the kitchen
A ray of sun
Two eggs fell
It turned to a bun

When I returned to the table
The doe is there
It ate my flour
And ran everywhere.

 

WHEN INTESTINES GO WILD
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

His stomach shouts and shouts,
"Growl! Growl! Growl! Growl!"
With its lips as dry as drought,
As it stares blankly on the bowl.

A bowl filled with air and grime
The exact same thing as before
Having not a single dime
Then there's nothing to eat no more.

Intestines go grind and grind,
Until it grind its other part,
'til all air and acid combine
And it became a stinky fart.

Several days come and go
And his intestines had gone wild
Rubbing each other more than it should do
Made him starve to severe from mild.

All suffering had gone no more
All hunger and starvation disappeared.
As the heaven opened its door,
And the Lord God welcome him there.

 

The AVSIAN’S Code
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

Another unsolved mystery
Yet to be told
Solve the riddle
And the answer will unfold.

The first letter’s at the beginning of end.
The second letter is on front of the door
And also the last letter in God’s name
Yet it can never be found on the floor.

Seek the letter after “o” in you
And you’ll have three.
The fourth is in ice
And rhymes with see.

Fifth, flows in the middle of heart
While sixth is at the water’s center
And inside the pie’s mid
Hides the seventh letter.

The eighth is in foot
But never in feet.
The last is in neat,
But never in meat.

If you possess this,
Then you had the key to success.

Jeanne Christine M. Flores

 

Fairly Odd
Jeanne Christine M. Flores

A boy can love pink
Whenever he wants to
Same with all girls
Who always love blue
 

A man can be feminine
And take care of the kids
While a woman can be strong
And be a guy with her deeds
 

A gay can dream
And be loved by a man
Or can be a parent
And be called as a "mom"
 

It's okay to be different
And be whichever
Be fair to everyone
Regardless of gender.